maceta

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A Puerto Rican person who waits until the last second to spend their cash, like a cheap date who only shows up when you're already broke.

'You're a maceta, man. You waited until the pizza was cold to order it.'

'She's a maceta. She waited until the last minute to buy shoes.'

'He’s a maceta. He waited until the bill came to tip the waiter.'

A person’s head, but not just any head, it’s the top of your head, like a bald man who thinks he’s a king.

'He got hit in the maceta and still acted like it was a trophy.'

'She pulled out her hair and said, 'This is my maceta, and it’s going down.''

'He had a big maceta and a bigger ego.'

A Cuban rich kid who throws money around like it’s confetti and expects everyone to dance in it.

'That guy is a maceta. He spent $100 on a sandwich.'

'She’s a maceta. She bought a car for her dog.'

'He’s a maceta. He paid for the whole party and still called it a 'fair trade.'

A Puerto Rican word for a big, long, plantain-shaped object that looks like it belongs in a bathroom.

'He brought a maceta to the party. It looked like it was going to take a shower.'

'That maceta is so long, it could double as a ladder.'

'She used her maceta as a paintbrush for the wall.'