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When someone gets a huge boner from stuff happening around them instead of from doing it themselves. It’s like getting a free show and you can’t keep it in.

My boss started yelling at the printer and I came

The coffee machine started spitting out espresso like it was mad

I saw my ex's new dog and I couldn't stop thinking about how cute it was

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A fan of Megan & Liz who gets so obsessed they think they’re part of the band. They follow every move, every tweet, and probably even know the girls’ pet names.

I told my mom I was moving to California to be near Megan & Liz

I bought a ticket to their concert and forgot to bring my wallet

I texted Megan and said I loved her more than my ex

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A person who thinks Megan and Liz are the best people ever. They defend them like they’re family and wear their merch like it’s a badge of honor.

I wore my Megan & Liz shirt to school and everyone made fun of me

I defended Megan when someone said she was ugly

I cried when Liz broke her ankle

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A person who tracks every move Megan and Liz make. They follow them on Twitter, watch every video, and even know what they ate for breakfast.

I know Liz’s favorite cereal is Frosted Flakes

I watched Megan’s sleep vlog and now I know her bedtime is 10 PM

I asked Liz to be my best friend on Twitter

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Soaking something in liquid until it gets all soft and mushy. Like when you leave your sock in a puddle and it turns into a sponge.

I soaked my shoe in soda and it looked like a science experiment

My mom left her coffee in the mug too long and it got all sludgy

I put my face in a bowl of soup and it turned into a face mask

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A fancy way of saying they soak things in stuff to make it taste better. Like when they use fruit peels and flowers to make the best vodka ever.

I think the vodka tastes like a fruit smoothie

They put rose petals in there and it smells like a flower shop

I drank it and it tasted like a party in my mouth

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Someone who only uses Macs and thinks Windows is the worst thing ever. They think Apple is the cool kid and Windows is the nerdy one.

I tried to use Windows and it crashed three times

My Mac is faster than my friend’s PC

I told my dad his PC is a piece of junk

by Slangipedia 8d ago