Maceradoz

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Maceradoz is a guy who looks like he just stepped out of a 1970s movie and still smells like old love and bad decisions. He sings boleros like they’re his last chance to win your heart.
DM: ‘Bro, I just heard a bolero and now I’m crying in my soup.’
Tweet: ‘Maceradoz walked into the bar and I forgot my coffee.’
Text: ‘My guy is a Maceradoz. He serenaded my dog and it cried.’
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Maceradoz is the kind of guy who thinks his voice is perfect and still sings in the shower like nobody’s watching. He’s basically a walking bolero machine.
Tweet: ‘My Maceradoz uncle serenaded my mom and now they’re getting married again.’
Text: ‘He tried to sing me to sleep and I woke up with a headache.’
DM: ‘My guy is a Maceradoz. He sings boleros and I sing curse words.’
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Maceradoz is a guy who thinks he’s a heartthrob but really just likes to cry while singing. His boleros are like bad breakup text messages but with more drama.
Text: ‘He sang me a bolero and I cried. Now I’m stuck in a love triangle with my ex and his uncle.’
Tweet: ‘My Maceradoz cousin tried to serenade my dog. It ran away.’
DM: ‘My guy is a Maceradoz. He sings boleros and I just want to punch him.’
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