Maceo

Current Trending

2 views · Added 8d ago · 7 definitions

1
A friend who's like a goldmine but also a dumbass. They'll stick by you through anything, even if they take three days to reply to your texts. They'll listen to your nonsense, but don't expect them to keep secrets if you're being a total idiot.
Yo, why you not texting me back? I told you my life story!
Maceo, you're my best friend, but why you broke up with Sarah?!
I told you my deepest secret and you told your mom!
2
A guy who's hot, loyal, and knows how to dress. If he's not wearing shoes, he's probably doing something stupid.
Maceo walked in wearing a shoe that looked like a pizza. I died.
He's my guy. He's got the looks and the loyalty.
He wore socks with sandals and I still love him.
3
A cat so cool, it has its own song. It's like the king of the cat world. You know it's a legend when it's in a band called Jane's Addiction.
That cat is in a band? I'm speechless.
I heard that cat's song and now I can't stop singing it.
Maceo the cat is the king of all cats.
4
A guy who's super friendly, everyone loves him, and he has way more friends than he needs. He’s the kind of guy who can start a fight just to make you laugh.
Maceo walked into the room and made the whole class laugh.
He's got more friends than I have cousins.
He started a fight with a teacher and still got an A.
5
A young guy who thinks he's the king of the jungle, but he's just chasing cougars. He's like a wolf who thinks he's a lion.
Maceo tried to flirt with a cougar and got rejected.
He's not a lion, he's just a wolf with a bad hair day.
He's chasing cougars like they're going to save him.
6
A tall, curly-haired guy who’s sweet, but sometimes acts like he's stupid. He's into sports, and he's got the looks to back it up. He's also got the patience to wait for the perfect shot.
Maceo missed the shot, but he still looks cool.
He's got curly hair and the patience of a saint.
He plays sports like it's his job, and he looks good doing it.
7
A slang word for a black guy. It's short, it's simple, and it's got some serious street cred.
You call me a nigga? I'm gonna make you regret it.
Maceo is a nigga and he knows it.
That guy is a nigga and he’s not afraid to say it.
xs