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A friend who's like a goldmine but also a dumbass. They'll stick by you through anything, even if they take three days to reply to your texts. They'll listen to your nonsense, but don't expect them to keep secrets if you're being a total idiot.
Yo, why you not texting me back? I told you my life story!
Maceo, you're my best friend, but why you broke up with Sarah?!
I told you my deepest secret and you told your mom!