macenzie

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A hot girl who's basically your bestie and makes every guy in the school want to bang her. She’s nice, but she’s also the type who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and still hang out with you.
Hey Macenzie, why are you so good at everything?
Macenzie, you’re like the best friend I ever had and also the most attractive person in the class.
Why is Macenzie the only one who still talks to me after I failed math?
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A girl who looks like a queen, acts like a saint, and hides the fact that she’s literally dying inside. She’s got a huge heart, but she’s also got a lot of secrets and a tendency to cry in the bathroom.
Macenzie, I didn’t know you were literally going through hell.
Why does Macenzie always look like she’s about to break down?
I swear Macenzie’s the only one who can make me feel better even when I’m the worst.
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A fag who lives in the ocean and probably eats plankton for breakfast. He’s the worst and no one respects him.
Why is Macenzie still alive? He lives under the sea.
Macenzie is literally a sea creature and I hate him.
Macenzie, I hope you drown in the ocean forever.
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A smart, pretty girl who thinks she’s ugly and acts like she’s the worst, but she’s actually awesome. She’s got a huge family and loves Jesus more than anything.
Macenzie, why do you think you’re ugly when you’re clearly the most beautiful person in the room?
Macenzie is super smart and also super religious, which is kinda cool.
Macenzie has 13 siblings and still finds time to be awesome. What even is she?
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