Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brainless, good-looking waste of space. She thinks she's smart, but she's just a door knob with a face.

She said the sky was green and tried to prove it with a banana.

She asked why the sun was up and then fell asleep.

She tried to solve a math problem with glitter.

2

A human version of a broken calculator. She’s pretty, but her brain’s stuck on repeat.

She told me the moon was made of pizza and cried when I disagreed.

She tried to explain gravity by falling into a puddle.

She used a dictionary to spell 'hello'.

3

She's so dumb, she thinks a toilet is a throne. And she’s too pretty to be ignored.

She told me the president was a vampire and tried to stake me.

She thought a cloud was a cupcake and tried to eat it.

She asked for a sandwich and brought a spoon.

4

She's like a dumb dog with a PhD. Pretty, but clueless.

She said the ocean was dry and tried to drink it.

She asked why the sky was up and then said it was 'bored.'

She tried to count to ten and ended up in a tantrum.

5

She’s a human version of a broken microwave. Looks good, but it just makes noise and burns things.

She said the sun was a chicken and tried to peck it.

She asked why the wind blew and then yelled at it.

She tried to write a poem and used only emojis.

6

She's so stupid, she thinks a pencil is a sword. And she’s got the looks to back it up.

She told me the moon was a disco ball and tried to dance with it.

She asked why the sky was blue and said it was 'out of gas.'

She tried to solve a riddle with a nap.