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Experts who know everything and won't let you forget it

You asked how to fix the printer. They explained quantum physics and called you a moron.

They fixed your laptop in 10 seconds and then insulted your grandma.

They showed up to your party and fixed your Wi-Fi while you were still arguing about the pizza.

People who can make a broken computer feel like it's being tortured

They fixed your phone so fast it felt like you'd been electrocuted.

They yelled at your computer and it started working again.

They turned your broken tablet into a modern art masterpiece.

The only people who think a Wi-Fi signal is a personal attack

They cursed your router and it started working again.

They called your internet provider a 'dumbass' and it got faster.

They fought your modem like it was their ex.

People who don’t just fix things, they humiliate you while doing it

They fixed your laptop and called you a ‘tech disaster’.

They showed you how to do it and then said you were ‘too dumb to learn’.

They fixed your phone and then told you to ‘go back to the Stone Age’.

The kind of people who make ‘experts’ look like beginners

They fixed your broken tablet faster than you could say ‘please’.

They diagnosed your computer problem before you even opened the box.

They made your router work again and then called it ‘a weak opponent’.

People who fix your tech and then laugh at you while they do it

They fixed your phone and said it was ‘just a warm-up’.

They fixed your laptop and called you a ‘tech joke’.

They fixed your Wi-Fi and said you were ‘a little slow’.