maceman

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1
a person who steps in when everything hits the fan and doesn't back down
I was the maceman when the power went out and the pizza got cold.
She was the maceman when the cops showed up and no one else moved.
He was the maceman when the whole team folded and he took the blame.
2
someone who takes the heat when the rest of the crew is too chicken to speak up
He was the maceman when the boss yelled and everyone else ran.
She was the maceman when the prank backfired and no one else took blame.
They called him the maceman because he stood up when the others stayed silent.
3
the guy or gal who doesn’t flinch when the whole world is falling apart
She was the maceman when the whole class got in trouble and she took it alone.
He was the maceman when the internet died and no one else knew what to do.
They called her the maceman because she stayed cool when the rest of us panicked.
4
a person who shows up when the rest of the gang is hiding in the closet
He was the maceman when the whole team got caught and no one else stood up.
She was the maceman when the prank went wrong and everyone else ran.
They said he was the maceman because he showed up when the others were too scared to move.
5
the one who doesn’t run when the whole team is screaming and hiding
He was the maceman when the whole class got yelled at and he stayed put.
She was the maceman when the prank failed and everyone else ran.
They called him the maceman because he stayed calm when the rest of us were screaming.
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