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A toxic love-hate relationship between two people named Macy and Brooklyn. It’s like a friendship, but also a war.
Macy: I’m gonna fail this test because of you. Brooklyn: I’ll fail it with you, loser.
Brooklyn: You said you’d help me with my math. Macy: I was busy crying about your dumb hair.
Macy: Why do we even hang out? Brooklyn: Why do you even breathe?
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When two people named Macy and Brooklyn pretend they’re just friends, but everyone knows they’re actually in a secret love affair.
Macy: We’re just friends. Brooklyn: Yeah, friends who text each other at 2 a. m. about math problems.
Brooklyn: I’m not going to the party. Macy: You’re going because I told you to. And I’m gonna tell your mom.
Macy: I’m gonna make you my official best friend. Brooklyn: I’m gonna make you my official boyfriend.
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A friendship so strong it could be a marriage. But with more drama and fewer wedding bells.
Macy: I’m gonna break up with you. Brooklyn: You can’t break up with me. I’m your best friend. I know all your secrets.
Brooklyn: If you don’t stop talking about your crush, I’m gonna tell your mom. Macy: I’m gonna tell your crush about your dumb hair.
Macy: We’re still friends. Brooklyn: We’re still enemies. Macy: We’re still the best friends.
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