macejak

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a woman who sprays mace at anything that moves, and calls everyone a jackoff for it
She used mace on the mailman because he was late
She sprayed mace at her dog for eating her shoe
She yelled 'jackoff' at the grocery store because the soda was out of order
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a lady who uses mace like it's going out of style and calls every man a jackoff
She used mace on the UPS guy for not knocking
She sprayed mace at the barista for making a wrong coffee
She called the neighbor a jackoff because he mowed his lawn on Sunday
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a woman who uses mace for small problems and then cusses everyone out like they're jackoffs
She used mace on the cat for knocking over her drink
She sprayed mace at the kid for drawing on her wall
She yelled 'jackoff' at the pizza delivery guy because the cheese was melted
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