Macee Scharf

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A girl with more swag than a bag of chips and more game than a video store on a Friday. She's a 5'11 blonde with blue eyes that could make a guy beg for mercy. She's got big boobs and a personality that can cut you like a hot knife through butter. People call her a cunt or a bitch because she's not afraid to say it and she won't sleep with just anyone.
Hey Macee, you look like you stepped outta a magazine. Why are you still single?
You’re so hot, I’d follow you anywhere, even to the mall.
Don’t even think about asking me out, you’re not good enough for her.
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She’s the kind of girl who makes your heart skip a beat and your brain shut down. She's 5'11 with blonde hair and blue eyes that could hypnotize you. She's got big boobs and a mean streak that can make your friends cry. People call her a slut, but that’s just because she doesn’t sleep with anyone who isn’t cool enough.
Macee, I love you. I swear I’ll stop being your friend if you don’t date me.
You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. I’d marry you if you’d let me.
Why are you so mean? You could’ve just asked me out.
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She's got more style than a fashion show and more attitude than a bad breakup. She's 5'11 with blonde hair, blue eyes that could stare you into submission, and big boobs that could make a guy forget his own name. She's not afraid to tell people she's a bitch or a cunt, and she only dates people who are cool enough to handle her.
Macee, you’re so hot I’d do anything for you. Even walk through a fire.
If you don’t ask me out, I’m gonna tell everyone you’re a loser.
Why are you still single? You’re perfect.
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