Macedonian Wind Turbine

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When you spin your junk like a turbo engine, blowing so hard it turns your buddy into a snow cone on a summer day.
My cousin did the Macedonian Wind Turbine and blew my face off.
He did the Wind Turbine so hard, my shirt flew off.
I was doing the Wind Turbine, and my buddy said, 'I’m gonna die from the cold.'
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When you helicopter your junk so hard, you freeze the person next to you like a popsicle in a snowstorm.
He did the Macedonian Wind Turbine and froze my toes off.
I did the helicopter thing, and my friend screamed like a baby.
She helicopter-junked me so hard, I got a brain freeze.
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