Macedonian War Cry

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This war cry is so wild and gross it could make a witch throw up. It's like a screaming goat with a broken leg and a hangover.
A Macedonian guy sees a Greek flag stuck in his front yard like a middle finger from the afterlife.
A guy from Canada on vacation eats 10 banana mamas and kills a nurse shark in a pool near Havana.
A woman gets blindsided during sex and her butt is blocked by a sock.
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This cry is so loud and crazy it could wake the dead and make the devil blush. It’s like a scream from a man who just got told he’s related to a goat.
A Macedonian guy wakes up and sees a Greek flag stuck in his lawn like a taunt from a ghost.
An American tourist eats too many banana mamas and decides to murder a shark in a fancy Cuban pool.
A woman gets tackled during sex and her butt gets stuck in a sock.
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This war cry is so loud and gross it could scare the pants off a chicken. It’s like a man who just got told he’s a goat’s cousin and also a banana mama.
A Macedonian guy sees a Greek flag sticking out of his lawn like a middle finger from the grave.
A guy from the US eats 12 banana mamas and kills a shark in a Cuban pool.
A woman gets blindsided during sex and her butt gets plugged by a sock.
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This war cry is so wild it could make a unicorn cry. It’s like a man who just found out he’s a goat, a banana mama, and also the reason the nurse shark is dead.
A Macedonian man sees a Greek flag on his lawn like it was a challenge from the afterlife.
A man from Canada on vacation eats 15 banana mamas and kills a shark in a pool near Havana.
A woman gets tackled during sex and her butt gets blocked by a sock.
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