Macedonian Skyscraper

That building looks like a guy from Macedonia trying to flex in a bathroom.

I saw it from the street and thought, 'That’s not a building, that’s a guy showing off.'

My friend said it’s so big, even the clouds are jealous.

My teacher said it’s like a guy from Macedonia standing on top of a mountain.

That building is so big, it’s like a guy from Macedonia saying, 'Look at me!' from space.

I saw it and thought, 'That’s not a building, that’s a guy from Macedonia with a really long penis.'

It looks like a guy from Macedonia standing there with no pants on.

That building is so big, it’s like a guy from Macedonia flexing in front of a crowd of fans.

My friend said it’s like a Macedonian man bragging about his size from the top of the world.