Macedonian Doorhandle Torch

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You light a door handle on fire and stick it up someone's butt until it burns a hole in their gut while they finger themselves until they bleed.

My cousin tried this on his math teacher during a pop quiz.

At the bus stop, my homie lit up a door handle and gave the cop a surprise.

During a family reunion, my aunt did this to my uncle while everyone was eating pie.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You melt a door handle and shove it in someone’s backside until it goes all the way through their gut while they’re trying to finger themselves to death.

My neighbor did this to his dog during a thunderstorm.

During a game of tag, my friend grabbed a door handle and turned it into a torture tool.

At the grocery store, my mom did this to the cashier because she ran out of toilet paper.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You take a door handle, set it on fire, and stick it up someone’s butt until it goes through their gut while they’re trying to finger themselves until they’re a bloody mess.

At the mall, my friend did this to a security guard during a food fight.

During a sleepover, my brother did this to my sister while she was eating pizza.

My homie did this to his crush during a surprise party.

by Slangipedia 8d ago