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Tito created Macedonia just to make Greeks and Bulgarians mad. It was the worst idea ever.
My history teacher called it the worst lie in the world.
My uncle said it’s like a slap in the face for Greeks.
I told my friend it’s like a joke that nobody wants to hear.
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Macedonia is a beautiful place, but it’s also full of people who think they’re ancient heroes. Come visit and get confused.
My mom said it’s like being invited to a party where everyone claims they’re royalty.
I told my sister it’s like visiting a place where everyone thinks they’re Alexander the Great.
My friend’s cousin went there and came back like he was in a war.
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Macedonia is where the brave Macedonians live. They love wine, music, and making you feel stupid about your heritage.
My dad said they’re like the Greeks but with more pride and less sense.
My friend got called a slav by someone in Macedonia and it was awkward.
I heard they even claim Alexander the Great was one of them.
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Macedonia is where Alexander the Great came from, and that’s all you need to know. The rest is just people arguing over old history.
My history teacher said it’s like a feud that’s been going on for centuries.
I got into a fight with my cousin over whether Macedonia was Greek or not.
My friend said it’s like a family drama that nobody wants to end.
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Macedonia is a part of Greece, but some people think they’re not. It’s like they’re stuck in the middle of a stupid argument.
My uncle said it’s like being in a place where people don’t know who they are.
My friend got called a slav by someone from FYROM and it was a disaster.
I told my brother it’s like a place where people are fighting over something that doesn’t matter.
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Macedonia is where Alexander the Great was born, and that’s all you need to know. The rest of it is just people who think they’re ancient and important.
My history teacher said it’s like a place where everyone thinks they’re royalty.
I got called a slav by someone from FYROM and it was embarrassing.
My friend said it’s like a country that’s been fighting over something for centuries.
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Some guy from FYROM said they are not Greek and they think they’re ancient. It’s the dumbest thing ever.
My friend said it’s like a place where people think they’re more important than they are.
I got into a fight with my cousin over it and it was messy.
My mom said it’s like a country that’s been stuck in a stupid argument for years.
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