Macedon, NY

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A tiny town so lost it thinks Rochester is the capital of the universe.

'Macedon? I've been there. It's just a Walmart and a prayer.'

'I live in Macedon. I’ve never seen a real streetlight.'

'They combined us with Palmyra? I’m not even sure what a Palmyra is.'

So small it needed help from Palmyra just to have a school worth the name.

'We had to merge with Palmyra? I think we’re just a footnote in their history.'

'Macedon’s school is just a glorified bus stop.'

'If we had a mascot, it’d be a lost sock.'

A town so far out of the way, people from the next town over have no idea it exists.

'Macedon? That’s like the end of the universe.'

'I live in the next town over. I had no idea Macedon was real.'

'They think we’re a myth. We’re just a Walmart and a swear word.'