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the Dark Lord with a meaty sausage that could beat Voldemort in a penis battle

He’s like the wizard of doom but with a cock that could take down a dragon.

That guy’s got a penis so big it could power Hogwarts.

I swear if I had a dick like him, I’d be the most feared wizard in the world.

a hot girl who’s fun to be around but sometimes acts like a clueless baboon

She’s cute, but sometimes she’s dumber than a sack of rocks.

I dated her once, and she forgot how to use a phone.

She’s like a smart girl who randomly turns into a confused goat.