Maceattac

I subscribe to him because he’s the only one who makes my life worth living.

He’s like a snack that costs more than a meal.

If he doesn’t subscribe to you, you’re probably not worth his time.

He’s the only person who can make a boring Monday feel like a party.

You don’t just watch him, you suffer through his greatness.

If he’s not in your feed, you’re missing out on life.

He’s the kind of guy who makes you laugh so hard you cry.

You don’t just watch him, you get distracted by his jokes.

He’s like a joke machine that never stops.

He’s like a pop-up ad you can’t escape.

You’re tired of his constant updates and his face.

He’s the only person who could make you pay for silence.

He’s the kind of guy who makes you want to be better.

You don’t just follow him, you want to be like him.

He’s the best you’ll ever see.