macean

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You think you’re the almighty. You don’t care what anyone says. You love rock and roll more than your own kids.
I’m the king of the mountain. You’re just a pebble in my shoe.
No one tells me what to do. Not even my mom.
I rock out so hard, my dog got a tattoo.
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You’re like God but with more attitude. You don’t listen to anyone. You’re also obsessed with rock and roll.
I don’t need your opinions. I need a guitar and a microphone.
You talk? I rock.
I live for rock and roll. And tacos.
3
You’re the boss of everything. You ignore people. You also really like rock and roll, like it’s your best friend.
I don’t need friends. I need a band.
You speak? I rock.
I rock so much, my neighbor called the cops.
4
You’re like a god with a bad attitude. You don’t care what anyone says. You also love rock and roll more than your own life.
I rock so hard, my dog started a band.
You talk? I scream into a microphone.
I don’t need friends. I need a stage.
5
You think you’re the most important person. You won’t listen to anyone. You also rock and roll like it’s your full-time job.
I rock so much, my neighbor got a divorce.
I don’t need your opinions. I need a guitar.
You talk? I play air guitar.
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You’re the most important person in the universe. You won’t listen to anyone. You also rock and roll like it’s your second language.
I rock so hard, my dog got a scholarship.
I don’t need your opinions. I need a band.
You talk? I sing into a microphone.
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