mace spanner

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A giant pile of poop that stretches all the way across the toilet like a fat, smelly bridge. It’s got chunks of peanuts sticking out like it’s wearing a stupid beard made of crap!

My uncle’s morning business was so big, it looked like he’d pooped a whole bag of peanuts.

That turd was so wide, it nearly drowned the toilet.

I saw it from the other side of the bathroom and screamed like I’d been stabbed.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A poop so long and wide, it’s like the toilet’s been taken over by a giant, smelly slug. And it’s got peanut bits sticking out like it’s got a face full of craps.

My mom’s mace spanner was so big, the toilet started crying.

It looked like a slug had pooped and then had a peanut snack.

I had to move out of the way just to pee.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A piece of poop so big and chunky, it looks like it was fired out of a cannon. It’s got peanut bits sticking out like it’s got a face full of undigested snack.

My dad’s mace spanner looked like it could hit me if it tried.

That turd was so big, it blocked the light from the bathroom window.

I saw it and ran out screaming like I’d seen a ghost.

by Slangipedia 1d ago