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A guy who looks like he got stuck in a tiny bathroom and forgot to leave
He tried to do a dance move and it looked like he was trying to escape a locker room.
His pants were so tight, they might have been his only hope of survival.
He said he was going to grow a beard, but it looked like it was just a desperate attempt to hide his face.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A human with a penis so small, it might be hiding from the world
He tried to flex, but it looked like he was trying to impress a shrimp.
He said he was a legend, but his penis was just a whisper in the crowd.
He tried to do a handstand, but his tiny penis was the only thing keeping him from falling flat on his face.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man whose penis is so small, it might be a prank from the universe
He tried to impress a girl, but it looked like he was trying to scare a mouse.
He said he was a superhero, but his tiny penis was just a sidekick.
He tried to do a push-up, but his tiny penis was the only thing that moved.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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