Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A big metal club with spikes that hits people in the face like a f***ing freight train and makes them wish they were dead.

My cousin got maced by a cop and now his face looks like a potato salad.

I saw a guy get maced and he cried like a baby.

That mace hit me so hard I thought my nose was going to fly out of my face.

2

A f***ing hot sauce in a can that burns your eyes like you just stared into the sun and got f***ed up.

That mace sprayed in my eyes felt like I had a thousand bees in my head.

My brother got maced and he screamed like he was on fire.

I got maced and my eyes were bleeding.

3

A thick metal stick used to smash things like a f***ing monster on a rampage.

He used the mace to smash a table like it was his enemy.

She hit the door with the mace and it broke like a f***ing joke.

That mace hit the wall so hard it made a dent bigger than my ego.

4

A guy with a cock so big it could f***ing knock out a whole football team.

That guy has a cock so big it looks like a sausage festival.

He showed me his cock and it was bigger than my laptop.

His cock is so big it could be a new planet.

5

An emo kid who cries at every song, wears too many layers, and thinks 25 is the funniest number ever.

He cried when he heard the song SING and now he’s a crying mess.

He wears so many hoodies he looks like a walking blanket.

He thinks 25 is funnier than 24 and laughs like he’s high.

6

When you tell the truth so much you end up f***ing a horse in the middle of the street.

She told the truth so much she ended up f***ing a horse.

He maced someone and then went to f*** a horse.

I maced a guy and then f***ed a horse.

7

When you take someone’s stuff while riding them like they’re your personal taxi.

He maced me and took my phone like it was a taxi ride.

She maced me and took my wallet and said goodbye.

He maced me and I got f***ed out of my money.