Macduff

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A total wimp who starts off tiny in Shakespeare’s Macbeth but turns into a head-busting lunatic after his family gets murdered by a psycho king. He cuts off the king’s head and shows it off like a trophy at a bar fight.

"Macduff? That guy was like a little shrimp, but then he turned into a head-chopper!", @ShakespeareFanatic

"He didn’t just kill the king, he held his head up like it was a pizza.", @HistoryGeek42

"Macduff: the original head-busting lunatic.", @KingOfTheRant

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A godforsaken fishing town in Scotland where the only things more messed up than the locals are the fish they catch and the amount of junkies they have.

"Macduff is like a seafood buffet for crackheads.", @Fishhead2000

"I went to Macduff and saw a man eating a fish with a spoon and a face like a broken toaster.", @ScotBash4Life

"That town is worse than my ex’s closet.", @SeafoodSucks

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A fancy restaurant run by a loud, crazy old man with a temper and a face that looks like it was hit by a bus. Everyone who goes there either gets ripped off or is too dumb to notice.

"MacDuff’s is like a restaurant run by a lunatic with a face like a broken record.", @DumbDiner

"I paid $100 for a plate of meat and got a side of regret.", @RichOldMan4Life

"That place is so bad, even the waiters want to leave.", @DinerDoom

by Slangipedia 8d ago

To chew on a smelly, wet, tobacco-filled wad like it’s your last hope in a world of bad breath and bad decisions.

"I’m a Macduff fan. I chew tobacco like it’s my job and my life.", @TobaccoKing

"Macduff is my go-to when I want to look like a cave man with a mouth full of dirt.", @ChewMaster

"Chewing tobacco is like eating a muddy sock. That’s Macduff.", @DirtEater

by Slangipedia 8d ago