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A person who thinks Scooby Doo is better than real life and talks about Sandy Choo more than they talk to people. They can't shut up about food and only care about being the little spoon when they cuddle.

'Scooby Doo is the best mystery ever. Why are you even here?'

'Sandy Choo is a better friend than you'll ever be.'

'I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to my sandwich.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A human who acts like Scooby Doo is their whole life. They can't have a conversation without mentioning food. They only like cuddling if they're the little spoon.

'I'm not even listening to you. I'm thinking about Scooby snacks.'

'Why are you not eating? You're missing out.'

'If you don't let me be the little spoon, I'll cry.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A person who thinks Scooby Doo is the only real mystery. They're always thinking about food and can't be bothered with real life unless they're being cuddled as the little spoon.

'Scooby Doo is smarter than you. I don't even need to talk to you.'

'I'm not talking. I'm eating. And I'm also thinking about cuddling.'

'If I'm not the little spoon, this conversation is over.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago