Macdougals

Current Trending

7 views · Added 8d ago · 4 definitions

1
Huge, squishy boobs that look like they're about to pop out of a shirt, especially when someone is wearing something that's way too tight and it's basically screaming for help.
My cousin's boobs look like they're trying to escape her tank top.
That shirt is about to lose its battle with her boobs.
She walked in, and the shirt was like, 'I give up.'
2
Blowing a guy's wick in the ocean while the waves are trying to steal the spotlight.
She gave him a blow job on the beach while the tide was trying to take over.
He was halfway done when the ocean decided to join in.
The ocean was like, 'I'm not done yet.'
3
Sucking a guy off in the ocean because the water is trying to make it harder for you.
She was giving him a blowjob in the ocean, and the waves were like, 'I'm not letting this happen.'
He was halfway through when the water tried to steal the show.
The ocean was trying to ruin their moment.
4
A smug, cocky guy who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread, but he’s really just a sad, salty, bitter loser who’s never going to get the girl because she wants someone who’s actually nice, not some self-absorbed jerk who thinks he’s the main character of his own sad little life.
He thinks he's the main character of his own sad little life.
He's just a salty, bitter loser who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
He's the kind of guy who would make a girl feel like she's the worst person on Earth.
xs