MacDougall

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A total mack daddy who hits on every girl in the smoking section like he's the king of the world. He's a f***ing HOOD NIGGER who thinks he's the main character.
He hit on my mom in the smoking section and called her a 'crayon-eating toddler.'
He told the barista he was gonna 'pimp her worldwide' if she didn't give him free coffee.
He said he was gonna 'take over the world' from the smoking section. I laughed so hard I choked on my vape.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A story that's so bad it makes your brain hurt. No point. No climax. Just a bunch of nonsense.
He told me a story about his dog. It had 14 paragraphs and no ending.
Her story was longer than her hair and had more plot holes than a fishbowl.
His story was so bad it made my mom cry. She said it was worse than her ex.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who tells stories that are so pointless they make you want to scream. He laughs at them like they're the funniest thing ever.
He told me a story about his toaster. It had 10 paragraphs and no punchline.
He told me a story about his grandma's cat. No one else laughed, but he did.
He told me a story about a sandwich. I left before he finished.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The sweetest, cutest, most adorable guy I've ever met. He thinks he's ugly, but I say he's the opposite of ugly. He's like a puppy who thinks he's a wolf.
He smiled at me and said, 'I think I'm ugly.' I said, 'You're not. You're a unicorn.'
He told me he was ugly, but I said he looked like a puppy wearing a crown.
He said he was ugly, but I said he looked like a fairy who fell into a mud puddle.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A total f***ing loser with no money and a face that looks like it was drawn with crayons by a toddler who had no idea what a face was.
He had no money and a face that looked like it was drawn by a toddler who had no idea what a face was.
He had no money, no style, and a face that looked like a crayon-eating toddler who got hit by a bus.
He had no money and a face that looked like it was drawn by a crayon-eating toddler who was also a f***ing loser.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A thief who also hits on girls like they're his next victim. He's a f***ing thief with hoe tendencies.
He stole my wallet and hit on my mom. I said, 'You're a thief with hoe tendencies.'
He stole my phone and said he was gonna 'pimp me worldwide.'
He stole my lunch and said he was gonna 'hit on me like I was his next victim.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A word used to describe something super Chinese. If it has the word MacDougall in it, it's probably from Genghis Khan's era and it's super Chinese.
He said his sandwich was from Genghis Khan's era. I said, 'That's super Chinese.'
He told me his hat was from Genghis Khan's era. I said, 'That's super Chinese.'
He said his dog was from Genghis Khan's era. I said, 'That's super Chinese.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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