Macdoo

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What the French call McDonald's. A stupid name made by a dumb kid who probably failed algebra.
My cousin said Macdoo is just McDonald's but with more pretension.
I asked my teacher if Macdoo was a new math problem.
My dog hates Macdoo because it smells like burnt fries and ego.
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A fancy, stupid name for McDonald's that only rich kids in Brooklyn would use.
My mom said Macdoo is just McDonald's but with a better Instagram filter.
I tried to order a Big Mac at Macdoo and got a look that said 'you're not cool enough.'
My friend called Macdoo and got a robot that said 'We're not McDonald's, we're Macdoo.'
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What McDonald's became when it got too popular and started acting like it was important.
My dad said Macdoo is like McDonald's but it thinks it's a king.
At Macdoo, the fries know your name and your problems.
My brother got kicked out of Macdoo because he said 'the sauce is just ketchup.'
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