Macdonology

I wrote a poem about my barista and added a chorus of 'I love you' to a elevator music track.

My DMs are just a series of sad love songs about my ex who looked like a god in the shower.

I wrote a whole album about my gym instructor and it's just me yelling 'I want you' over a piano.

I wrote a song about my neighbor and it's just me singing 'you're my everything' over a jingle from a cereal ad.

My poem about my coworker got a backing track that sounds like it's from a car ad from 1998.

I recorded a ballad for my crush and it's just me whispering 'you're my forever' over a stock track that screams 'buy this toaster'.

I wrote a love song for my boss and it’s just me yelling 'I want you' over a jingle that sounds like it’s from a pizza ad.

My poem about my friend got a background track that sounds like it’s from a car ad from 1995.

I sang a ballad to my crush over a music track that’s so basic it could be used in a cereal ad.

I wrote a love letter to my crush and added a chorus of 'you're my everything' over a robotic beat.

My DMs are just me singing about my ex over a track that sounds like it was made by a robot.

I wrote a whole poem about my gym instructor and it’s just me yelling 'I want you' over a beat that sounds like a robot fell in love.

I wrote a love song about my coworker and added a chorus of 'you're my forever' over a track that sounds like it was made by a man who just wanted to eat pizza.

My poem about my crush is just me singing 'I love you' over a track that sounds like it was made in 1985.

I recorded a ballad for my neighbor and it’s just me yelling 'I want you' over a 1980s jingle.

I wrote a love letter to my crush and added a chorus of 'you're my everything' over a music track that’s so bad it’s almost a compliment.

My DMs are just me singing about my ex over a track that’s so bad it makes me feel proud.

I wrote a whole album about my gym instructor and it’s just me yelling 'I want you' over a track that’s so bad it’s like a gift.