macdongolds

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A cursed spot where cows get murdered and clowns laugh at kids. The people there are either broke as hell or the devil in disguise. The only safe bet is chicken nuggies, unless you want to die young and sad.

My mom works at MACDONGOLDS. She says the meat is so bad, it makes her cry.

I got a heart attack after eating a Big Mac. It was worth it.

The clown at MACDONGOLDS scared my dog. Now he hates Mondays.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

Where cows go to die and clowns terrorize kids. The workers are either broke or the devil’s cousin. The only thing that won’t kill you is chicken nuggies. Everything else is poison.

My lunch was a Big Mac. Now I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck.

The clown at MACDONGOLDS chased me out of the store. I ran all the way home.

I asked for a salad. They gave me a burger. I cried.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A place where cows get slaughtered and clowns make kids cry. The workers are either broke or evil. The only good thing is chicken nuggies. Everything else will kill you or make you fat.

I got a heart attack from a Big Mac. My dad laughed.

The clown at MACDONGOLDS scared my little brother. He now hates clowns forever.

I work at MACDONGOLDS. I get paid in chicken nuggies. It’s not enough.

by Slangipedia 4h ago