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The kid at McDonald's who thinks your girlfriend is his and keeps giving her side-eye like he's the boss of her
He kept staring at my girlfriend like she owed him money.
He whispered stuff to her like they were best friends.
He tried to flirt with her while I was eating my fries.
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That McDonald's kid who thinks he's the love of your girlfriend's life and acts like you're not even there
He kept talking to my girlfriend like I wasn't in the same restaurant.
He gave her a thumbs-up like she was his new best friend.
He even asked her out in front of me.
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The McDonald's kid who won't stop trying to steal your girlfriend and has no idea how bad he looks doing it
He kept waving at my girlfriend like she was his lost dog.
He tried to hug her like he knew her from somewhere.
He even said, 'You're my type,' like he knew what that meant.
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That McDonald's kid who thinks he's the only one who matters and keeps trying to mess with your relationship
He kept texting my girlfriend from his phone like she was his ex.
He walked up to her and said, 'You should be with me.'
He even gave her a high-five like they were in a band.
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The McDonald's kid who acts like your girlfriend is his and won't stop trying to prove it
He kept telling my girlfriend, 'You're my favorite.'
He sat next to her and ignored me completely.
He even ordered her a milkshake like it was a sign.
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That McDonald's kid who won't stop trying to be your girlfriend's new best friend and is way too loud about it
He kept shouting at my girlfriend like she was his teammate.
He asked her, 'Are you my girlfriend's friend?' like it was a test.
He even clapped for her like she was on stage.
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