MacDoh

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A MacDoh is a once-in-a-lifetime legend. Found only in the deepest, dirtiest part of Scotland. You’ll be lucky if it doesn’t laugh at you. You’ll be cursed if it does.
I saw a MacDoh and laughed so hard I peed my pants.
My friend met a MacDoh and now he talks to trees.
I tried to impress a MacDoh. It just stared at me like I was a bad joke.
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A MacDoh is like a unicorn, but way funnier. It lives in Scotland and will make your life amazing if it likes you. If it doesn’t, you’re doomed.
My neighbor saw a MacDoh and now he won’t shut up about it.
I tried to be friends with a MacDoh. It just said, 'You’re not funny.'
My dog met a MacDoh and now he’s a better person.
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A MacDoh is a magical creature from Scotland that’s so good at being awesome, it makes you feel like a total failure.
My teacher told me I was a MacDoh. I didn’t believe her until I laughed at a math problem.
I saw a MacDoh and now I’m famous on TikTok.
I asked a MacDoh for advice. It just said, 'You’re an idiot.' I took it as a compliment.
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