macdog

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a stupid name made by squishing mckenna and dogg together. white girls use it to think they're cool and tough.
'I’m not just a girl, I’m a macdog!', said no one ever.
She changed her username to macdog because she thought it made her look 'edgy'.
He called her macdog in front of the whole class. She cried.
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a fake gangsta name used by white girls who think they're in a rap video.
'I’m the king of the block, macdog!', she said, while eating a cheeseburger in the cafeteria.
She wore a hoodie and called herself macdog. It was sad.
He texted her: 'You’re still a macdog.' She replied: 'At least I’m not a basic girl.'
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a silly name white girls use to sound tough when they’re just trying to fit in.
'I’m not just a macdog, I’m a legend!', she said, while failing math.
Her group chat is called 'The Macdogs' because they think they’re the best.
She changed her name to macdog so she could join the hip-hop club. It didn’t work.
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a name white girls use when they want to act like they're from the streets, but they're just from the suburbs.
She texted him: 'I’m not just a macdog, I’m a vibe.' He replied: 'You’re a vibe? You’re a vibe that failed.'
She wore a hoodie and said she was a macdog. No one believed her.
She tried to rhyme 'macdog' with 'bodega' and it sounded like a bad song.
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a stupid name white girls use when they think they're in a rap battle, but they're just bad at it.
She texted him: 'I’m a macdog and I’m here to take you down.' He replied: 'You’re not taking me down, you’re taking me to the nurse.'
She tried to rap about being a macdog. It was worse than a math test.
She called herself macdog in front of her crush. He laughed.
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