macdivitt

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A hot motherfucker who looks like they were born in a gym
He walked in and the whole gym turned around. That's a macdivitt.
She flexed and the weights cried. That's a macdivitt.
He looked like he could bench press my grandpa. That's a macdivitt.
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A motherfucker so good, they make your grandpa look like a gym rat
That guy ran a mile and my grandpa ran out of breath. That's a macdivitt.
She lifted weights like they were candy. That's a macdivitt.
He looked like he could bench my whole family. That's a macdivitt.
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A motherfucker who looks like they just stepped out of a fitness ad and hit you with a punch
He walked in and I got knocked out. That's a macdivitt.
She flexed and my face turned red. That's a macdivitt.
He looked like he could bench my whole gym. That's a macdivitt.
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A motherfucker so hot, they could make a gym rat blush and drop their weights
He looked so hot, my gym rat friend turned red. That's a macdivitt.
She smiled and my grandpa dropped his weights. That's a macdivitt.
He flexed and the weights cried. That's a macdivitt.
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A motherfucker who looks like they could beat up a gym rat and still have energy for a dance party
He beat up my gym rat and still danced. That's a macdivitt.
She lifted weights and still did a dance. That's a macdivitt.
He looked like he could take on a whole gym. That's a macdivitt.
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A motherfucker who looks like they could lift your whole family and still have time to flirt
He lifted my whole family and still flirted. That's a macdivitt.
She bench pressed my grandpa and still winked. That's a macdivitt.
He looked like he could lift my whole gym. That's a macdivitt.
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