macden

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Macden is a guy who screams like a girl when he gets mad and thinks he's the main character of his own stupid story. He chases girls like they’re running from a monster and steals other guys' girlfriends just for fun.
Macden ran after Sarah in the hallway like she was running from the devil.
He texted me, 'You’re gonna regret this, buddy.' Then he cried in the bathroom.
He asked my girlfriend out while I was right there.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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Macden is a guy who thinks he's a movie star and acts like everyone is watching his life story. He flirts with girls like they’re his main squeeze and runs after them like they’re escaping a jailbreak.
He did a full spin in the cafeteria and said, 'This is my moment.'
He asked my girlfriend to prom while I was eating my lunch.
He ran behind Lisa in the hallway like she was running from a zombie.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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Macden is a guy who yells at people like they owe him money and thinks he's the best at everything. He chases girls like they're hiding from a cop and takes other guys' girlfriends just because he can.
He shouted, 'You're gonna regret this!' and then cried in the hallway.
He took my girlfriend to the movies while I was stuck in math class.
He ran after Emily like she was running from a cop.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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Macden is a guy who thinks he's the main character of his own trashy movie. He flirts with girls like they're his love interest and runs after them like they're running from a monster.
He did a dramatic fall on the floor and said, 'This is my moment.'
He asked my girlfriend to hang out while I was busy eating lunch.
He ran behind Sarah like she was running from a dragon.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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Macden is a guy who yells like he's been wronged by the whole world and thinks he's the best at everything. He chases girls like they're running from a bear and takes other guys' girlfriends just to be annoying.
He screamed, 'You're gonna regret this!' and then cried in the bathroom.
He took my girlfriend to lunch while I was stuck in science class.
He ran after Lisa like she was running from a bear.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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Macden is a guy who acts like he's the hero of a video game and thinks he's the main character of his own stupid story. He flirts with girls like they're his sidekick and chases them like they're escaping a prison.
He did a dramatic jump and said, 'This is my moment.'
He asked my girlfriend to hang out while I was stuck in math class.
He ran after Sarah like she was escaping a prison.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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