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Having every Apple product ever made and still acting like they're the f*cking king of the tech world.

I have a Mac, an iPhone, and a watch. You're still using Windows. Sad.

My Mac is faster than your whole f*cking life.

I bought a Mac just to show you I'm better than you.

A person who owns all the Apple products and talks about them like they're the f*cking best thing ever.

My Mac is so cool, it doesn't even need a charger. You're still using a laptop from 2005.

I have a Mac, and it's got more apps than your f*cking brain.

I bought a new Mac just to annoy you.

A human who owns every Apple device ever made and still acts like they're the f*cking smartest person in the room.

My Mac is so fast, it makes your brain feel slow.

I have a Mac, and it's got more apps than your f*cking life.

I bought a new Mac just to show you I'm better.