Macdangolds

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The holy grail of snack-time heaven where kids go to escape their mom’s terrible life choices and also where moms go to cry in the corner because they spent all their money on fries
I’d rather get stabbed than go to macdangolds without my mom
My mom said I can’t go to macdangolds because I didn’t do my math homework, which is total crap
My mom went to macdangolds and cried because she got a double cheeseburger and a milkshake for $10
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A place where kids get happy and moms get mad because they know they’ll be eating the same meal for the next three days and also where everyone knows your name
My mom said if I don’t stop talking about macdangolds, I’ll be eating macdangolds for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
I got a job at macdangolds so I can eat for free and also yell at my mom
My friend’s mom took them to macdangolds and now they won’t shut up about it
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The one place where you can get a burger, a soda, and a side of pure joy, but also where moms go to scream at the cashier because they forgot their wallet
I’d rather be in jail than go to macdangolds without my mom
My mom yelled at the cashier at macdangolds because she forgot her wallet and now she’s mad at me
I took my mom to macdangolds and now she’s mad because she got a milkshake and I got a burger
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