macdady

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when a macdady happens, someone gets maced so hard they probably wish they were dead.

My cousin got maced by a cop for talking too loud. Now he’s crying and smells like pepper.

The barista got maced for giving the wrong coffee. She’s still screaming.

My brother got maced for not knowing the password. He’s now a blubbering mess.

a macdady is when someone gets sprayed with mace so bad they think they’re on fire and their eyes are melting.

The kid got maced for stealing a muffin. Now he’s running around like a maniac.

My friend got maced for talking trash. He’s now a human fireball.

The guy got maced for no reason. He’s now a screaming, eye-burning mess.

a macdady is when you get maced so bad you probably think you’re going to die from the pain and the smell.

I got maced for yelling at the bus driver. My nose is burning and I can’t see.

My sister got maced for being loud. She’s now a blubbering, eye-stinging disaster.

The guy got maced for not tipping. He’s now a screaming, burning human.