MacDad

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A man who thinks chicks are just extra sauce on a burger. Not the same as a MacDaddy. People use it to roast him like he’s a bad ketchup packet.
My ex is a MacDad. He spent more time with the chicken nuggets than with me.
Why is my dad crying in the McDonald’s? He’s a MacDad and his kids just ate his happy meal.
My brother is a MacDad. He’s more of a snack than a dad.
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A guy who’s stuck in the middle of a divorce and spends every Saturday at McDonald’s eating soggy fries while his kids laugh at him.
My dad’s a MacDad. He’s stuck at McDonald’s every Saturday like it’s his second job.
Why is my dad eating a Big Meal at McDonald’s? He’s a MacDad and his kids are at their mom’s house.
My uncle is a MacDad. He’s just a sad man with a coupon.
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