macda

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A Habesha princess who looks like she walked out of a fairy tale but with a mouth like a sailor. She’s got brains, body, and the attitude to back it up. People say she’s a baby angel, but we know she’s just a walking curse.
"You look like a queen, but I bet you can cuss better than me.", DM from a guy who got roasted in front of his friends.
"Macda is the only girl who can make me late for work and still look good doing it.", Text from my brother.
"She’s got the face of an angel, but the tongue of a demon.", Post from a guy who got dumped by her.
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Macda is like a perfect pizza, you know it’s going to be good, but sometimes it’s got extra cheese and a little kick. She starts off sweet, but once you get to know her, she’ll show you her crazy side and you’ll be thankful for it.
"She was shy at first, but then she called my mom a b**** and my dad a clown.", Text from my cousin.
"Macda is the only person who can make me laugh and then make me cry in the same day.", Post from my friend.
"She’s like a pizza, you can’t go wrong with her.", Comment from a guy who dated her for a month.
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