Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A worm who flirts with girls online just to get laid, then dumps them and acts like they're the problem while he goes off to flirt with the next one.

He said he was my soulmate, then blocked me after our first date.

She cried when he said she was 'not worth the trouble.'

He texted me a pic of his new girl and said, 'You're just a footnote now.'

2

When you get your nuts smashed during sex and end up in the hospital looking like a cooked lobster.

He got his nuts crushed and had to wear a jockstrap like a helmet.

She said, 'You looked like a cooked crab after that.'

He had to get stitches and now he walks like he’s on fire.

3

So tired you can’t even stand up, and you fall face first because you’re too dead to move.

He tripped over his own feet and face-planted the floor.

She said, 'He looked like a pancake after that.'

He fell so hard he knocked the wind out of the room.

4

Getting covered in meat and sauce by two beefy guys who think they're cool.

He got pizzed on by two guys and looked like a meatball.

She said, 'He looked like a pizza after that.'

He had to wear a shirt for a week because he was covered in sauce.

5

Making a girl do you a favor you don’t deserve, just because you asked nicely.

He begged her to do it and said, 'You’re the best.'

She said, 'He was like a dog waiting for a treat.'

He wouldn’t stop until she did it, and then he left.

6

Two guys getting off on a girl at the same time and making her feel like a sandwich.

He said, 'They were like two guys fighting over a piece of bread.'

She said, 'He looked like a sandwich in a blender.'

He was covered in cum and looked like a mess.

7

Getting completely destroyed like a bug under a truck, usually because you messed up big time.

He got shot up and looked like he was hit by a truck.

She said, 'He was like a broken toy after that.'

He was so destroyed, he couldn’t even talk.