maccy d's

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A stupid name for McDonald's that only Ulster twats use. It’s like calling a burger a 'burger' but with more nonsense.

"I’m getting a maccy d’s, you twat!", A man in a flat cap, eating a Big Mac in the rain.

"Maccy d’s? That’s for kids who still believe in the tooth fairy!", A grumpy dad at the petrol station.

My cousin’s nickname is ‘Maccy D’ because he eats a McFlurry every day and still smells like a dead fish.

Chavs call it maccy d’s because they can’t spell McDonald’s and think they’re cool. They’re not. They’re just loud and messy.

"I’m at maccy d’s, and I’m being cool!", A chav with a neon shirt and three McChips in his pocket.

My mate said, ‘I’m going to maccy d’s to be a chav for a bit.’ He came back with a burger and a hangover.

My teacher said, ‘If you go to maccy d’s again, I’ll give you a detention and a McFlurry.’

Kids and teens use maccy d’s because they think it sounds fancy. It’s just a burger place that charges you extra for the fun.

My little brother said, ‘I’m going to maccy d’s because I’m fancy now!’ He ordered a Happy Meal and a McFlurry.

My friend’s crush asked, ‘Do you like maccy d’s?’ I said, ‘Only if you pay for it.’

At school, we had a bet: who could eat the most maccy d’s in one day. I lost and had to wear a McFlurry for a week.

Macdonalds is da best place 2 go wen cruising. It’s where you get food, fun, and the worst fries ever.

My cousin said, ‘I’m cruising to maccy d’s because I need a burger and a McFlurry.’ He came back with a burger, a McFlurry, and a broken leg.

At school, my friend said, ‘I’m going to maccy d’s because it’s da best place 2 go wen cruising.’ He got a McFlurry and a detention.

I said, ‘I’m going to maccy d’s because it’s da best place 2 go wen cruising.’ I came back with a burger, a McFlurry, and a hangover.