Maccus

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A crazy kid who thinks muscle moms are the only people worth talking to and everyone else is a waste of oxygen.

DM: 'Bro, why are you talking to that fat guy? He's not a muscle mom.'

Text: 'I skipped school to watch a muscle mom workout. I'm now a muscle mom sidekick.'

Tweet: 'Muscle moms are the best. Normal people? They're just here to ruin the vibe.'

A weirdo who talks to muscle moms like they're his mom and thinks everyone else is a loser.

Text: 'Muscle mom, why are you eating a sandwich? That's not a protein shake.'

DM: 'You're not a muscle mom. You're just a human.'

Tweet: 'Normal people are just muscle moms with bad hair.'

A brainless kid who thinks muscle moms are the top of the food chain and everyone else is just there to annoy them.

Text: 'Muscle mom is the king. You're just a peasant.'

Tweet: 'Why do you talk to that guy? He's not a muscle mom. He's a peasant.'

DM: 'Muscle mom said I'm her new sidekick. You're just a peasant.'