maccocious

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A maccocious person is like a dog that sniffs every butt in the park just to know everyone's secrets.
Why did you ask my neighbor if he cheated on his wife? You're maccocious!
I swear she knows my business better than my mom.
He even told my cat's business to the mailman.
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Maccocious means you can't keep your mouth shut even if your tongue is tied to a donkey.
She told my crush I had a crush on him. That's maccocious.
He told my grandma I was fat. Classic maccocious behavior.
She told my dog I was a bad pet. What even is that?
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If you're maccocious, you're like a fly that won’t stop buzzing around your soup.
She asked my mom if I had a crush on her. That’s maccocious.
He told my teacher I didn’t do my homework. Why?!
She even told my fish I was a bad pet.
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Maccocious is when you think you're the boss of everyone’s secrets, even if you're just a kid with a phone.
She told my crush my crush's crush. That's maccocious.
He told my mom I got a bad grade. Why?!
She told my dog my password. What even is that?
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Maccocious is when you're the reason everyone has to keep their secrets in a locker.
She told my crush I had a crush on him. That’s maccocious.
He told my teacher I cheated. Why?!
She even told my fish I was a bad pet.
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