Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a man who can't decide if he's a man or a woman and spends more time on his looks than you do on your homework

'Why are you wearing eyeliner?' 'I'm trying to be a macclancy, dude.'

He showed up to the game with a full face of makeup and I cried.

My brother says he's a macclancy now because he wears a shirt with a collar.

2

a guy who thinks he's hot and tries to act like he's smooth but just smells like deodorant and regret

'I'm a macclancy, I know fashion.' 'You look like you got dressed in a sock.'

He tried to flirt with my mom and she gave him a look like he just said 'I like pizza.'

He wears cologne like it's a religion and still smells like a gym.

3

a man who takes skincare as seriously as you take math tests and still can't grow a real beard

He spends 20 minutes in the bathroom just to put on face cream.

He had a skincare routine longer than my to-do list.

He tried to grow a beard and it looked like a failed science experiment.

4

a man who thinks he's a woman and still can't cook a decent meal

He wears a dress to the grocery store and still burns the toast.

He said he's a macclancy but can't make a sandwich without crying.

He tried to make dinner and it looked like it came from a landfill.

5

a guy who looks like he just walked out of a beauty salon and still can't beat you at video games

He showed up with hair gel and still lost to me in Fortnite.

He spends more time on his hair than I do on my math homework.

He tried to impress me with his looks but still can't beat my high score.

6

a man who thinks he's a queen and still can't handle a little stress

He screamed at me when I spilled coffee on his shirt.

He cried when I beat him in chess.

He got a panic attack because I wore socks with sandals.