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When Mac users get all cocky because they think their fancy computers are better than everyone else's. They brag about no viruses and how only posers use PCs.
My Mac is so good, my PC cries. 馃槀
I don't need a PC, I've got a Mac and a PhD in being smug.
PCs are for retards, I use a Mac and I'm cool.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Yorkshire slang for something huge. Like a mac. Or your ego when you think your computer is the best.
That new iPhone is a proper mac!
You're a mac of a person, mate.
That MacBook is the mac of all laptops!
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When you're so proud of your Apple stuff that you think you're better than everyone else. You work on your iPhone or Mac and laugh at people who don't have them.
I work on my iPhone, you're still using a flip phone!
My Mac is better than your PC, I know it's true.
I use Apple products, you use junk.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When nerds sit around with their iPhones and Macs, talking to each other through iChat like they're in a chatroom instead of real life.
I just iChatted my friend instead of talking to him.
We all use iChat, we don't need real communication.
IChat is my life, I don't need friends.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When someone says they're gonna get their 'mac on' and then they fail at everything, like a total disaster.
I said I was gonna get my mac on, then I failed at life.
My mac on was a disaster, I failed at everything.
I tried to get my mac on, and I got a D in life.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When you use a Mac for stupid things like gaming or looking at memes. It's not for real work, it's just for fun.
I use my Mac to play games instead of working.
My Mac is for memes, not for real life.
I play games on my Mac, I don't need a PC.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Cockney slang for not being treated like a fool. If someone says 'two bob bit', they're telling you to stop being a tit.
Don't treat me like a tit, I'm not a two bob bit!
I'm not a two bob bit, I'm a proper cockney.
Don't be a two bob bit, I'm not your fool.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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