Maccing It

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A stupid game where you try to knock stuff out of someone's hands like a brain-dead toddler.
My cousin maccing it at the grocery store like he’s trying to steal the entire stock.
He macced my mom’s coffee and she yelled at him like he was the devil.
My brother macced my phone out of my hand and broke it. Classic.
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The word adults use to call McDonald's because they're too lazy to say the real name and it’s embarrassing.
My dad said, 'Let’s go to Mac's' like he’s trying to hide his shame.
My mom called it 'Mac's' and my sister laughed at her like she was a baby.
My friend's dad said 'Mac's' and it sounded like he was talking to a goat.
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The name of the guy who spends all day eating pizza and hitting on girls like he’s a superhero.
That guy at the gym is a total Mac. He hits on every girl like she’s his last hope.
My neighbor is a Mac. He eats pizza and hits on my mom like she’s his new girlfriend.
That guy in the park is a Mac. He eats a whole pizza and still hits on my sister.
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When a man tries to flirt with a woman like he’s trying to win a bet and he’s got nothing else to do.
My uncle hit on my aunt like he was trying to win a bet and it was the worst thing ever.
That guy hit on my mom and she laughed like he was the funniest thing she ever saw.
My dad hit on my teacher and it was so bad the whole class laughed.
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A real-life gangster who rules the streets like he’s king of the block and he’s got all the sluts and crack to prove it.
That guy is a Mac. He rules the block like he’s king and he’s got sluts and crack to prove it.
My cousin is a Mac. He deals crack and he’s got a whole squad of sluts behind him.
That guy is a Mac. He’s got the power and the sluts and the crack.
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When you're so good, so amazing, you're basically a god walking around on Earth.
That guy was so awesome he was like a god walking around on Earth.
I was macking it so hard I could’ve taken over the world.
She was so amazing she was like a god in human form.
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1. A fancy computer that costs way too much. 2. A guy you don’t know. 3. A makeup brand that’s way too fancy. 4. A guy who’s got all the ladies and the money. 5. A rowing team that’s way too good for their own good.
That Mac computer is so expensive it could buy a whole pizza shop.
That guy is a Mac. He doesn’t know who he is and he’s got all the ladies.
That rowing team is a Mac. They’re so good it’s unfair.
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