maccing

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laying back, doing nothing, like you just got a free pass to heaven
Bro, I'm maccing like I'm on vacation and my boss is dead.
I'm maccing so hard I could sleep through a nuclear explosion.
Macing like I'm the king of the couch and the snacks are my crown.
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a messy game where you try to slap stuff from someone's hands like they're your enemy
I maced her so hard her coffee went flying and she spilled her soul.
He maced me with a bag of chips and I dropped my entire life.
Maced my dad with a plate of meat and he cried like a baby.
3
the word adults use when they're too cool for McDonald's and too broke for anything better
My mom says maccing is the new McDonald's and I'm too cool to say otherwise.
We went maccing because we're too lazy to cook and too broke to eat real food.
Maccing is just a fancy word for getting food from a place that smells like regret.
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the guy who shows up and takes your girl like she's just another piece of furniture
That guy maced my girl and now she's crying like I broke her heart.
He maced my ex and now I'm just a ghost in her memory.
Maced my crush and now I'm just a sad little cloud.
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when a guy tries to flirt with a girl like she's the only one who matters
He maced my sister and now she's thinking about him instead of me.
He maced me with a smile and I fell for it like it was a trap.
Maced my crush so hard she looked at me like I was the first person who ever said something nice to her.
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the king of the streets, the boss of the block, the man who makes the cops cry and the sluts dance
That macing gangster just robbed the whole block and the cops didn't even know what hit them.
He maced the whole neighborhood and now everyone owes him money.
That macing king just made me pay for my own snacks and I'm still mad.
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when you're so good it's like you just won the whole world
I maced that test like I was the king of math and the world was my playground.
She maced the game like she was the only one who knew how to win.
I maced my life so hard it looks like I just graduated from heaven.
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