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When someone looks at another person like they're the last slice of pizza and they're hungry and don't care if they're caught.
Yo I seen that girl in the cafeteria 5 times today and I still ain't over it.
He was checking out my girl in the grocery store like he was trying to steal her.
She was looking at my boy like he was a free soda and she was thirsty.
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A person who gets more yeses than a pizza delivery man on a Friday night.
That dude gets a yes from every girl he talks to. Like it's a job.
She's got a whole squad of boys vying for her attention. It's like a battle royale.
He's got 10 girls saying yes to him in one day. That's like a winning streak.
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When you're getting action from a girl and you're like 'I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.'
She said she'd come over and I was like 'I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.'
He was getting it from 3 different girls and still said 'I'm good.'
She texted me 5 times and I still said 'I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.'
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When you're so relaxed after a blunt you could sleep through a hurricane.
I hit a blunt and now I'm so relaxed I could sleep through a hurricane.
After that blunt I was so chill I didn't even care if my mom called me.
He was so relaxed after that blunt he forgot to do his homework.
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When you get all up in someone's business like they're a crime scene and you're the detective.
He got all up in her business like she was a crime scene and he was the detective.
She was all up in his business like she was trying to find a secret.
He got all up in my business like he was trying to steal my life.
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When you're just hanging out like you're the king of the world and nothing matters.
I was just chilling like I was the king of the world.
He was just chilling like he didn't have a care in the world.
She was just chilling like she was on vacation and we were the background.
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