Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total disaster that happens when you're trying to use your Mac, and it just decides to throw a tantrum.

My Mac crashed during a presentation and I looked like an idiot.

I tried to open a file and it just exploded in my face.

I dropped my Mac and it started crying.

2

When you upgrade to a newer Mac, but it's so broken it might as well be a toaster.

I bought the new Mac and it's slower than my grandma.

My new Mac crashes more than my ex.

I paid a fortune for a Mac that's worse than my old one.

3

Choosing a Mac over a PC, like you're trying to be fancy and it backfires.

I chose a Mac because it looked cool, and now I'm stuck with it.

I bought a Mac just to be pretentious, and it didn't work.

I picked a Mac over a PC and now I'm paying for it.

4

When you regret buying a Mac, and then the software crashes on it like it's mocking you.

I regret buying a Mac, and then the software crashed.

I bought a Mac and now the software is laughing at me.

I chose a Mac and now the software is trying to kill me.

5

A total mess that happens when your Mac makeup goes wrong, and it looks like a disaster.

My Mac makeup ran all over my face and I looked like a raccoon.

I put on too much Mac makeup and it looked like a clown.

My Mac makeup exploded and I looked like a monster.

6

When you accidentally hit on someone with your Mac, and you don’t realize it until later.

I hit on my coworker with my Mac and didn’t realize it until lunch.

I sent my crush a message on my Mac and didn’t know until later.

I macked on my teacher with my Mac and it was so embarrassing.

7

When you're so charming, you accidentally mack on someone, and it just happens.

I macked on my barista without even trying.

I hit on my friend and didn’t even realize it.

I charmed my boss and now I’m getting extra snacks.